Farve-Ever and Ever and Ever ....

Is it better to burn out or to Favre away?!
Brett Favre was going to stay in retirement... stay in Mississippi... work on his golf game... mow his lawn... play pickup football with some dudes in Wranglers... slop the hogs... go huntin'... enjoy time away from the game... HA!
That's crazy... CRAZY LIKE A FAVRE!!!!!
Now let the rumor mill crank up.
With the Farvarian qualifier "At this time, I am retired and have no intention on returning to football."... let the games begin.
Does "no intention" equal WON'T or does it mean I have no intention but a burning DESIRE to return to the NFL and stick it to Packers' GM Ted Thompson?
Now apparently Favre has hired a personal trainer. Hmmmm.
On the heels of the New York Jets granting him a release after his (seemingly) annual retirement *sniff *sniff *sob *sob I'm not sure how strenuous "lawn mowing" is but a PT is a BIG indicator that he wants, intends and- Lombardi help us all - will soon be back in the NFL. But not in Green and Gold or any green whatsoever. (see pic)
Does the NFL need Brett Favre or visa versa? Whatever the answer to this ongoing metaphysical question, one thing's for sure, it's deja vu all over and over and over again.
At least for next next 4 months.

It's Baaaaaaaack!!!!

The Swine Flu, apparently, is back and MORE DANGEROUS THAN EVER!!!!
Whatever. But because WAPL is Radio-Active in our community - as a public service to Rockin' Apple listeners - I shall post these 1976 Public Service Announcements
(i.e government propaganda commercials) so you can stay ahead of the
Pig Pox... er... Swine Flu.
Enjoy.
J.J.

The Half-Wit Prince

Apparently D & D stands for Drunk & Dumb not Dungeons & Dragons .
A 23 year old man attending the Chochella Music Festival became disorderly (dis-roberly more like it) when authorities asked him to put his Wizard costume back on.
I guess when 12th level or higher clerics get hot they must shed their magical cloaks. Who knew? Officers asked him for almost 10 minutes (in real person time) to put on his garments - he was having none of that and threatened to turn them all into newts.
He didn't do that but what he DID do is lose all his health points on the wrong end of a tazer gun.
Which has more hit points than.. a dumbass warlock.
Enjoy.
WARNING - CONTAINS WIZARD NUDITY = YOU CAN SEE HIS MAGIC WAND... kinda'
JJ


Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.

747 + 4/27 = 9/11

Too Soon?
Yeah. In a disturbingly insensitive move from the White House, a photo opportunity for President Obama's AF1 was shot over a major U.S. city. You may think that a low-flying plane over a major U.S. city would cause the citizens a bit of anxiety... especially when that city is NEW YORK!
WTF were they thinking!? Having a large aircraft buzz New York - with a fighter jet in tow nonetheless just to add to the panic.
Which it certainly did cause.
View Below.



The President was furious when he learned about the incident and the White House did apologize for the classified government-sanctioned photo shoot FUBAR.
How about this... next time you have a CLASSIFIED photo shoot ... try not to make it so PUBLIC. Sheesh!!

Commodore 64 Rhapsody

Computer geekdom has reached a whole new level. This guy decided to plug in all of his old computer equipment -- printers, modems, everything -- and uses each machine's unique sound to create a rendition of Queen's classic rock hit "Bohemian Rhapsody." No effects or sampling were used in the making of this masterpiece.