Going Dooooooowwwwnnnnnnnn

Steven Tyler we warned you!
After everything the band had been through lately you - in front of a Sturgis Motorcycle crowd- take the Love Elevator to the bottom floor. While working out a sound system snafu - Tyler went to "entertain" the crowd with some Tyler-esque dance moves and well.... fell off the stage. Aerosmith had to cancel the rest of the show and officially is out of their allotted nine lives -UGH!
First Floor ... lead singers ... broken ... limbs ... canceled shows ... everyone off!

This Toy SUCKS! No... really it does.

Meet Spain's "bebe gluton," aka "the breastfeeding doll." It consists of a halter top with daisies (nipples) that a little girl wears, and a doll that makes suckling sounds when it latches on to the nipple-daisies. Shudder.

Beer ME!

What does the beer you drink say about you... besides SLOW DOWN! Probably nothing. This is just another of those stupid "surveys" that are supposed to give us sight into our inner selves. So in case you're in a "beer summit" like President Obama and want to know what the doofus across from you is really like.. Joe Biden... here's the info.
LINK

Do Not Pass GO.... Go Directly To Jail Idiot!

Kenneth Repke of Michigan is a serious Monopoly player -- so serious, that when his neighbor refused to sell him Boardwalk and Park Place, he flew off the handle (or the thimble or the dog) and assaulted her. While there is absolutely nothing funny about assaulting someone, you can't help but laugh at this N-B-C report. Kenneth will be pulling alot of cards not from Community Chest but Community Service instead.
J.J.

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Somebody Step on a Duck?!

Now I know the classic rule of thumb is "Whoever Smelt It Dealt It" but I, for the life of me, can't determine who was the dealer! It it's Tiger or his bag sherpa Stevie Williams who did the deed. Do you blame the caddy like my dad used to with the dog?
If it is Tiger he may be able to add another first to his trophy case.... first professional golfer to make the cut TWICE in the same tournament.
You be the judge.
J.J.