Dr. FALLGOOD

"Rat-Tail Jimmy" may have been a second-hand hood but Vince Neil, aside of not being able to carry a tune apparently can't carry the weight of his own frame anymore either. No more apparent than at a recent Crue-Fest show in Cleveland, OH. Theater of Pain indeed.
C'mon! It's funny!!!!!
J.J.

The Jimi Hendrix Conspiracy

For close to 40 years there's been speculation over whether Jimi Hendrix was murdered. Now John Bannister, the doctor who tried to resuscitate Hendrix on September 18th, 1970, says it's "plausible," citing as evidence the "volume of wine [that was] saturated right through [Hendrix's] hair and shirt [and filled] his lungs and stomach." Former Hendrix roadie James "Tappy" Wright writes in his new memoir, Rock Roadie, that Hendrix's late manager, Michael Jeffrey, admitted to killing him, saying Hendrix was more valuable to him dead than alive. Wright says a gang forced their way into Hendrix's London apartment and forced sleeping pills and wine down his throat until he drowned.

Bannister tells the Times of London, "The amount of wine that was over him was just extraordinary. Not only was it saturated right through his hair and shirt but his lungs and stomach were absolutely full of wine. I have never seen so much wine. We had a sucker that you put down into his trachea, the entrance to his lungs and to the whole of the back of his throat. We kept sucking him out and it kept surging and surging. He had already vomited up masses of red wine and I would have thought there was half a bottle of wine in his hair. He had really drowned in a massive amount of red wine."

Bannister was de-registered in New South Wales in 1992 for fraudulent conduct.

20th Anniversary About Nothing

This month celebrates the 20th Anniversary of the GREATEST T.V. show EVER (in my opinion) SEINFELD. There's too many clips, quotes and characters for me to list here but I do have a picture of me and Larry David's sometime neighbor/roomate I took on a trip to NYC.
Yes, it's the REAL Kenny Kramer! Get Out! The picture's taken outside of "Monk's Cafe" aka Tom's Restaurant on the Upper West Side. Near H & H Bagels.
It was the final stop on the Seinfeld reality tour of NYC that Kenny does from a bus. Really, just like the "Peterman Reality Tour" He actually hands out Junior Mints during the ride. For any fan of the show ... it's a must. Trust me.
J.J.

Knock...Knock ... Land Shark!

A dead shark was left lying in the middle of a downtown Miami street after two men tried unsuccessfully to sell it to local fish markets.

The men apparently carried the six-foot-long nurse shark on the city's downtown train, prompting several calls to police.

According to reports, the men had tried to sell the shark to at least three fish markets for around ten bucks, but had no takers.

The men could face misdemeanor charges of improper killing and disposal of an animal and selling a shark without a license.

VIDEO

Some Of Us Are Alone

If the Truth is out there you just might find it in Neenah.
A mocumentary/indy film called "The Alienated" is opening up this weekend and is about a group of self-confessed alien abductees awaiting the return of the mother ship.
THE ALIENATED Short Film will be released at Perfect Presentations (click for directions) in Neenah, a 100 seat theater with a state of the art sound system.
SHOWINGS:
Friday July 24th & Saturday July 25th 9pm
Friday July 31st & Saturday August 1st, 2009. 9pm

Tickets can be purchased in advance by calling Perfect Presentations (920.729.9566) or at the theater. Reservations are preferred to guarantee a seat.

Tickets are $10 and doors open at 8pm. The 46 minute film starts at 9pm, but come early and join us for a drink (wine, beer, water, etc.) and for the free appetizers.
Here's the Trailer.
Enjoy
J.J.

Damned Dirty Ape!

Owners of a plant store in Richardson, Texas are looking for the sneaky monkey that broke into their store and made off with hundreds of dollars worth of plants. Surveillance camera footage appears to show the little furry felon passing plants over the wall to a human accomplice. Charlton Heston was right.
Damn you all to hell !!!!!!
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Monkey Do Monkey See

'SCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS GUY

You've done it and I've done it and despite people yelling at us we continue to do it.
It's an adventure in "mishearance"- I speak of singing the WRONG lyrics to songs - even though we KNOW the right lyrics - it's just more fun OUR way. Right?
So "Hold me close now Tony Danza" and enjoy the embarrassment of yourself and others with this website of mis-quoted/sung lyrics - REMEMBER ... we're laughing AT you not with you. http://www.kissthisguy.com/
J.J.

POST IT... FILM IT ...LOVE IT!!!

THERE'S NOT MUCH TO SAY BESIDES "WOW!!!" OVER THIS STOP-MOTION VIDEO FEATURING POST IT NOTES. KEEP IN MIND THAT EVERY FRAME IS PHOTOGRAPHED AND THEN THE FILMMAKER HAS TO REARRANGE THE ENTIRE PRESENTATION AGAIN FOR EVERY STEP - TRULY AMAZING CONSIDERING ALL THE TIME SPENT TO DO THIS.
ENJOY
J.J.