B'Jewel Your Tool

The folks that manufacture the vajazzler, which allows women to put jewels on their va-jay-jay, are now manufacturing the pejazzler which, predictably, allows guy to put jewels on their tool.

Fans of the product think it's no big deal.

Guys wear diamond watches and bling earrings, don't they? So, what's the big deal if a well-groomed man wants to put a bit of sparkle in his nether regions?

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They're Called "Pianists" After All

Have you ever wondered what it would look like for two men to play piano with their penises and, specifically, what that might sound like? Well this clip from one of those random foreign talent shows shows two men doing just that and, obviously, it’s beautiful music.

RACKING Up Penalty Minutes

Normally when hockey players are bad on the ice they take a trip to the sin bin and feel shame for a couple minutes... I gotta' be honest if I played professionally I'd rack up some serious penalty minutes..emphasis on rack. See how Ben Eager of the San Jose Sharks was rewarded to a buxom Canucks fan pressing her pierced boobs against the glass last night.