Some Of Us Are Alone

If the Truth is out there you just might find it in Neenah.
A mocumentary/indy film called "The Alienated" is opening up this weekend and is about a group of self-confessed alien abductees awaiting the return of the mother ship.
THE ALIENATED Short Film will be released at Perfect Presentations (click for directions) in Neenah, a 100 seat theater with a state of the art sound system.
SHOWINGS:
Friday July 24th & Saturday July 25th 9pm
Friday July 31st & Saturday August 1st, 2009. 9pm

Tickets can be purchased in advance by calling Perfect Presentations (920.729.9566) or at the theater. Reservations are preferred to guarantee a seat.

Tickets are $10 and doors open at 8pm. The 46 minute film starts at 9pm, but come early and join us for a drink (wine, beer, water, etc.) and for the free appetizers.
Here's the Trailer.
Enjoy
J.J.

Damned Dirty Ape!

Owners of a plant store in Richardson, Texas are looking for the sneaky monkey that broke into their store and made off with hundreds of dollars worth of plants. Surveillance camera footage appears to show the little furry felon passing plants over the wall to a human accomplice. Charlton Heston was right.
Damn you all to hell !!!!!!
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Monkey Do Monkey See

'SCUSE ME WHILE I KISS THIS GUY

You've done it and I've done it and despite people yelling at us we continue to do it.
It's an adventure in "mishearance"- I speak of singing the WRONG lyrics to songs - even though we KNOW the right lyrics - it's just more fun OUR way. Right?
So "Hold me close now Tony Danza" and enjoy the embarrassment of yourself and others with this website of mis-quoted/sung lyrics - REMEMBER ... we're laughing AT you not with you. http://www.kissthisguy.com/
J.J.

POST IT... FILM IT ...LOVE IT!!!

THERE'S NOT MUCH TO SAY BESIDES "WOW!!!" OVER THIS STOP-MOTION VIDEO FEATURING POST IT NOTES. KEEP IN MIND THAT EVERY FRAME IS PHOTOGRAPHED AND THEN THE FILMMAKER HAS TO REARRANGE THE ENTIRE PRESENTATION AGAIN FOR EVERY STEP - TRULY AMAZING CONSIDERING ALL THE TIME SPENT TO DO THIS.
ENJOY
J.J.

Willy Wonka is Gonna' Be Pissed

Oompa Loompa doompadee dall
This little person was detained at a mall.
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He was later set free as you soon will see...



Oompa impersonator Donnie Davis was detained at the Broward County Mall in Florida last week, after he was caught promoting his upcoming show at the Seminole Coconut Creek for Jeff Beacher's Madhouse without proper permission. There were actually a bunch of Oompas at the mall at the time -- but Donnie was the only one that didn't get away when cops showed up to stop them.
Donnie was eventually let go without being cited -- but was held long enough for someone to snap that awesome pic.
J.J.