Something's Rotten On The Net

If you suffer from foul feet, pungent pits or beastly butt odor, we have just the thing for you. A shower! No. It's a really cheesy commercial for a product called A-Spray, and yes, it's actually a REAL product. I never thought I'd say this but I miss Billy Mays.




I wonder if there's a product by the name of Sprunt around the corner.
Just wondering....
J.J.

Dr. FALLGOOD

"Rat-Tail Jimmy" may have been a second-hand hood but Vince Neil, aside of not being able to carry a tune apparently can't carry the weight of his own frame anymore either. No more apparent than at a recent Crue-Fest show in Cleveland, OH. Theater of Pain indeed.
C'mon! It's funny!!!!!
J.J.

The Jimi Hendrix Conspiracy

For close to 40 years there's been speculation over whether Jimi Hendrix was murdered. Now John Bannister, the doctor who tried to resuscitate Hendrix on September 18th, 1970, says it's "plausible," citing as evidence the "volume of wine [that was] saturated right through [Hendrix's] hair and shirt [and filled] his lungs and stomach." Former Hendrix roadie James "Tappy" Wright writes in his new memoir, Rock Roadie, that Hendrix's late manager, Michael Jeffrey, admitted to killing him, saying Hendrix was more valuable to him dead than alive. Wright says a gang forced their way into Hendrix's London apartment and forced sleeping pills and wine down his throat until he drowned.

Bannister tells the Times of London, "The amount of wine that was over him was just extraordinary. Not only was it saturated right through his hair and shirt but his lungs and stomach were absolutely full of wine. I have never seen so much wine. We had a sucker that you put down into his trachea, the entrance to his lungs and to the whole of the back of his throat. We kept sucking him out and it kept surging and surging. He had already vomited up masses of red wine and I would have thought there was half a bottle of wine in his hair. He had really drowned in a massive amount of red wine."

Bannister was de-registered in New South Wales in 1992 for fraudulent conduct.

20th Anniversary About Nothing

This month celebrates the 20th Anniversary of the GREATEST T.V. show EVER (in my opinion) SEINFELD. There's too many clips, quotes and characters for me to list here but I do have a picture of me and Larry David's sometime neighbor/roomate I took on a trip to NYC.
Yes, it's the REAL Kenny Kramer! Get Out! The picture's taken outside of "Monk's Cafe" aka Tom's Restaurant on the Upper West Side. Near H & H Bagels.
It was the final stop on the Seinfeld reality tour of NYC that Kenny does from a bus. Really, just like the "Peterman Reality Tour" He actually hands out Junior Mints during the ride. For any fan of the show ... it's a must. Trust me.
J.J.

Knock...Knock ... Land Shark!

A dead shark was left lying in the middle of a downtown Miami street after two men tried unsuccessfully to sell it to local fish markets.

The men apparently carried the six-foot-long nurse shark on the city's downtown train, prompting several calls to police.

According to reports, the men had tried to sell the shark to at least three fish markets for around ten bucks, but had no takers.

The men could face misdemeanor charges of improper killing and disposal of an animal and selling a shark without a license.

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