Flight "Crazy" Cleared For Takeoff

With the International Incident just a couple months away.... I have to admit that I don't have a fear of flying as much as I do have a fear of flying with people who are bat-shit crazy. McNeal aside. (Kidding) Give me turbulence over the insanity the woman in this video is selling is the aisle seat.
THIS IS WHAT THE TSA SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR INSTEAD OF CHILDREN'S PLAY-DOH!!!!
The Captain has turned on the No-Freak Out Sign please put your straight jackets in a secure position and prepare for a trip to the mental hospital.

Mc Pissed

Police in Kansas City, Missouri, are on the lookout for a woman who trashed a local McDonald's restaurant because she didn't like her hamburger.

Employees at the restaurant offered to replace the woman's burger, but she opted instead to go berserk. She threw a sign and a bucket of water over the counter, pushed over a glass display case and knocked over three registers.

Police released a video of the incident in the hopes that someone will recognize her and turn her in.

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D_MB _ SS!

I've always held to the opinion that we can categorize human beings as either "Jeopardy" or "Wheel of Fortune" people. I would never want to falsely label "Wheel of Fortune" folk as "simple" -for the fear of legal action- BUT- if this video evidence would be deemed "admissible in court" I believe I would win the case hands down.



The prosecution rests your honor.
J.J.

Koala Out of Love

Not only did tennis star Andy Roddick get upstaged by his amazingly HOT wife/model Brooklyn Decker (see Pic) but also by a pair of randy Koala's in the enclosure behind him during a recent trip to Australia.
What's a major tennis star have to do to get some love down under?
You can stop staring at Brooklyn now.
J.J.

Master of his Frogger

Pat Laffaye, of Westport, Connecticut, has done the unthinkable.
He beat George Costanza’s fictional Frogger record.
Laffaye is the first person in video gaming history to beat the “Costanza Score” of 860,630 points, set during a classic episode of Seinfeld, according to Twin Galaxies International –the official scorekeeper on all eras of video gaming since 1981.