Maxim HOT 100...Discuss.

100. Lauren Storm	99. Alison Brie	98. Chanel	97. iJustine	96. Lea Seydoux
95.Kristin Gustafson	94. Kelly Ripa	93. Kara DioGuardi	92. Helena Mattsson	91. Amber Lancaster
90. Keeley Hazell	89. Kelly Brook	88. Daniela Ruah	87. Chelsea Handler	86. Jessie James
85. Kylie Bisutti	84. Anna Paquin	83. Danielle Panabaker	82. Stacy Keibler	81. Navi Rawat
80. Maria Menounos	79. Rebecca Mader	78. Emma Roberts	77. Yvonne Strahovski	76. Kristin Cavallari
75. Lily Allen	74. Natalie Morales	73. Zooey Deschanel	72. Danneel Harris	71. Dawn Olivieri
70. Odette Yustman	69. Monica Keena	68. Emmanuelle Chriqui	67. Annalynne McCord	66. Peyton List
65. Christian Serratos	64. Camilla Belle	63. Alessandra Ambrosio	62. Lyndsy Fonseca	61. Naya Rivera
60. Grace Park	59. Lindsey Vonn	58. Erin Andrews	57. Gabrielle Union	56. Ke$ha
55. Tricia Helfer	54. Britney Spears	53. Laura Vandervoort	52. Kristen Bell	51. Moon Bloodgood
50. Alice Eve	49. Emma Stone	48. Emmy Rossum	47. Sofia Vergara	46. Rachel Bilson
45. Julianne Hough	44. Stephanie Pratt	43. Jordana Brewster	42. Anna Faris	41. Katie Cassidy
40. Dania Ramirez	39. Malin Akerman	38.Angelina Jolie	37. Joanna Krupa	36. Rachelle Leah
35. Jennifer Love Hewitt	34. Jessica Alba	33. January Jones	32. Jessica Biel	31. Taylor Swift
30. Hayden Panetierre	29. Ashley Greene	28. Kaley Cuoco	27. Hilary Duff	26. Eliza Dushku
25. Danica Patrick	24. Nicole Scherzinger	23. Arianny Celeste	22. Mila Kunis	21. Milla Jovovich
20. Olivia Wilde	19. Bar Rafaeli	18. Christina Aguilera	17. Leighton Meester	16. Selita Ebanks
15. Amanda Bynes	14. Scarlett Johansson	13. Amber Heard	12. Audrina Patridge	11. Eva Mendes
10. Marisa Miller	9. Kim Kardashian	8. Olivia Munn	7. Elisabetta Canalis	6. Rihanna
5. Megan Fox	4. Blake Lively	3. Zoe Saldana	2. Brooklyn Decker	1.Katy Perry

Yo-Yo Master Pulls TV Station's Strings

Kenny Strasser, Kenny Strassberg, K-Strass a self-titled "Yo-Yo Master" has been pulling the strings of state TV stations claiming he's the "Master" yo-yo artist / world's greatest this-or-that. Regardless, he's duped at least four state TV stations including WFRV's "Sunday Morning" show with Lisa Malak.
It's Andy Kauffman-esque in it's Zim Zam Shim Sham execution because this "yo-yo master"can't do a SINGLE trick... he'll just launch into a bizare personal monologue or attempt tricks that go horribly wrong. In other words... he can't walk the dog but he can take TV shows for a ride - BRAVO Kenny!

This video from "Sunrise 7" from WSAU in Wausau

Puppet, Pirate, Poet, Preacher... Husband????

A woman in Pennsylvania claims that she’s married to (sometime) Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth – and has spent the last four years trying to divorce him! Jo Ann Fonzone is acting as her own lawyer in the case, even though Roth himself denies the marriage ever happened.

Ms Fonzone is apparently renowned in Allentown for taking out lawsuits, and the Roth case is one of around two dozen she’s filed since 1997. She says the marriage happened in 1983, when DLR was (allegedly) using the name Cary J. Woods. But Fonzone goes on to state that she didn’t realize that she was actually hitched to the singer in Van Halen until a decade later.

“He’s the master of disguise,” she insists.

Separated at Birth or She's a Man Baby!

Please Help Me With This One.. President Obama's nominee for the Supreme Court, Solicitor General Elena Kagan (left) -- and former "King of Queens" star Kevin James (right).

.... Same Person? Two Different People?

Image from TMZ

I Saw Red.... and Blue and Red and Blue....

Ex-Warrant / Ex-front-man / current danger to all on the roadways - Jani Lane - got tagged AGAIN for DUI.
Police sources tell TMZ Lane was driving a black Infiniti sedan when he allegedly hit a parked car. Officers arrived on the scene and gave Lane a field sobriety test -- we're told he did not do well and was arrested. Lane's car is pretty mangled, but there were no injuries reported.
According to sources, Lane blew more than twice the legal limit of .08 when officers gave him a breathalyzer test at the police station. He was released at 3:17 AM.
Lane -- who is no longer with the band Warrant -- pleaded no contest to misdemeanor DUI in July 2009. A hit-and-run charge was dropped as part of that plea deal, and the judge put him on probation for three years.

Bonus fact: We're told Jani was arrested today by the same cop who arrested him last summer. Go figure.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/page/2/#ixzz0nYIC7D7g