MEAT-sters - Tiger's BIG Weiner

Tiger Woods' many, many ... many affairs cost him his family, endorsement deals, and competitive golf edge -- but at least he got a GIGANTIC hot dog named after him!!!
TMZ.com spoke with employees at "Somewhere in Augusta" -- a sports bar in Georgia right next to The Masters golf tournament -- which is featuring a monster hot dog called the "Tiger Homewrecker" ... a name we're guessing he didn't approve.

The Tiger dog features a 12" all beef Nathan's hot dog stuffed with cheese, wrapped with bacon, and deep fried. And if you're heart hasn't stopped yet ... it's also topped off with a generous helping of chili, onions, and more cheese.

We're told the $14.99 artery-clogger recently debuted, and this week -- leading up to The Masters -- sales are up almost 30 dogs per day.

So far -- Tiger has not stopped by to give it a whirl -- but don't be surprised if Joslyn James does.

Cuddle THIS!

If your wife or girlfriend demands cuddling after sex -- and you're not into the whole cuddling thing -- there might be a way out for you.

You can now buy an "After Sex Buddy" doll for her and hope that she enjoys cuddling with the doll as much as she enjoys cuddling with you.

While the $20 plush toy is mostly a joke, it is designed to be microwaveable so that it simulates the warmth and comfort of an actual guy.
START CUDDLING HERE

Nikki Talks Tour, Book, Life, Etc.

MÖTLEY CRÜE/SIXX: A.M. bassist Nikki Sixx dropped by Rolling Stone's offices recently to talk about his new book, "This Is Gonna Hurt: Music, Photography And Life Through The Distorted Lens Of Nikki Sixx", and the CD of the same name by SIXX: A.M. Sixx talks about the band's historic catalog and discusses his initial resistance towards the upcoming MÖTLEY CRÜE/POISON summer tour and the direction he hopes to take with the long-awaited film adaptation of the band's 2001 autobiography "The Dirt". You can now watch the chat below.

DON'T VOTE FOR AARON RODGERS

I know ... I know... this isn't a statement you'd expect from a life-long Packer fan but hear me out on this one... YOU DO NOT WANT A-ROG TO WIN THIS CONTEST!
This year, ESPN’s “SportsNation” is conducting fan voting to determine who makes the cover. The competition is down to the final eight which #12 is a part of.
For those of you who do not know, there is a little thing called "The Madden Curse".
The Madden Curse is where the athlete selected to "grace" the cover of the latest Madden video game will have a cursed year - subsequently - if he's integral to his team's success (ahem! Aaron Rodgers) the team and little old you ,the fan, will also suffer in the wake of the dreaded curse.
Aaron rodgers is in the Great Eight of Madden voting. I'm sure he thinks it would be a great honor to be proudly displayed on the cover of the biggest video game on the planet - but it hasn't worked out so well for past cover boys.

2000 - Barry Sanders on the cover NEVER on the field - Retired unexpectedly.
2001 - Eddie George. From superbowl running back to injured and career lows in rushing yards.
2002 - Daunte Culpepper. Knee injury - didn't finish season.
2003 - Marshall Faulk. Had the lowest rushing total of his career during his cover reign.
2004 - Micheal Vick. ONE DAY after his cover hit the shelves, so did he with a broken fibula.
2005 - Ray Lewis. Torn Right Hamstring.
2006 - Donovan McNabb. Sports Hernia FIRST game - season ending surgery
2007 - Shaun Alexander. Broken Left Foot.
and it goes on and on...

Let Michael Vick have the cover. Give the ball and the cover to Adrian Peterson but for the love of the Green and Gold... DO NOT VOTE FOR AARON RODGERS!
Thank You.
This message paid for by the Keep Aaron Rodgers On the Field Not On the IR Action Committee .... John Jordan, Treasurer.

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Frisbee + Hockey = Frockey

Now that NCAA hoops are done - what ever will you watch? FROCKEY - the game that's sweeping the nation. Frockey is "Flying Disc Hockey," is a fun and exciting new alternative sport that combines the skills of Ice Skating with those needed to simultaneously throw and catch a flying disc.



The unique rules of Frockey are designed to promote peak athletic expression and good sportsmanship in a minimal contact environment. Frockey also incorporates music to enhance the overall experience of the sport, playing popular up-tempo songs throughout the game. The "Ultimate" goal of Frockey LLC owner and game inventor Bob Vidal is to spread this positive feel-good sport around the country and around the world. As the first professional co-ed sport, Frockey will usher in a new age of artistic athletic expression for the young and young at heart.