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Italian Chandelier...

There is an e-mail going around the internet that says that of all the sex positions the Italian Chandelier (AKA Italian Hanger or Italian Banker) burns the most calories. Here is a 'supposed' list of the positions and how many calories they burn:

Positions
Missionary 12 Calories
69 lying down 78 Calories
69 standing up 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow 216 Calories
Doggy Style 326 Calories
Italian Chandelier 912 Calories

This must be a list for women only because missionary only burns 12 calories. Anyway, in this position the female definitely is a busy person. She lies on her partner (facing upward) and arches her back to allow penetration. Then she has to do a crab-like back-bendy motion to get the motion going.

I don't know if you will really burn 912 calories but young Italian women always look great on TV despite the fact that they eat a lot of sausage (salcissa).

R.I.P. Farrah

1947 -2009

BK or BJ??

Really?! Really?!

Ok. I realize that "sex sells" and is a tactic used in almost every marketable arena - but WOW! Burger King is going that extra mile - with their new BK Super Seven Incher. (see pic)
Special orders may not upset BK but I'm just guessing that this campaign may draw criticism from some and adoration from others - me being the latter. I think we're sooooo tight-assed in this country - the fact that a company would be this blatiant in their "subliminal"advertising is refreshing. AND it just makes me laugh.
If I can offer a suggestion for the next volley of ads...
"Don't Hold The Mayo" with a carefully placed dollip on the model - let your mind wander on that one.
Now if they can just keep their creepy King Macsot out of the ads, I'm all aboard baby!
J.J.

The Breast...er... Best Sleep Ever.

Again I find myself saying.... WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!?

The latest product to hit the Internet is the Kush. It's an anatomically contoured device that women can place between their breasts for added comfort while sleeping on their side. The online commercial explains it sooooo much better than words.

J.J.

4-Shadowing?????

I'm not saying... I'm just saying.