Wascually Wabbit Wruffed Up

State police in Dutchess County, New York are looking for the young thug who attacked a woman dressed as the Easter Bunny.
Senior Investigator George Mohl says the 46-year-old woman was slammed to the ground and punched outside the Alps Sweet Shoppe in the Village of Fishkill late Wednesday afternoon.
The victim had been promoting Easter business at the chocolate shop in a white bunny costume.
Mohl says she sustained minor injuries in the attack.
A bald man in a hunting cap with a noticeable speech impediment is said to be a suspect in the incident.

JOE & JOHN VS. Edible Easter Grass

It's come to this... we're taking on Edible Easter Grass with our radio version of Man VS. Food. Only it's more like Geeks VS. Grass.
How do you know that Edible Easter Grass is safe for consumption? Keep your kids safe and let Joe & John eat it... they'll eat anything - even Pop Rocks and Coke- just like Mikey. So before you put it in your Easter Basket, we'll put it in our pie holes - tune in for the results.

NCAAssinine!!!

Well the ink is almost dry on finalizing the 96 Team NCAA Field for play in the 2011 Season!
Oh Goody! I'm being sarcastic I hope you know.
Leave it to the NCAA to F-UP something good and NOT address something that NEEDS re-tooling - I'm talking to you BSC Championship.
Forget diluting the product with teams that aren't good enough to go .500 in their own weak conference - let them play. Why not?! Give them a participation ribbon and a juice box for just "trying" Yea team.
Well if Butler, West Virginia and, an almost, Baylor in the Final Four this year didn't send chills up your bracket... just wait until the full NIT field gets folded into the BIG DANCE next year. I'm ordering my Rhode Island Institute of Technology t-shirt already in anticipation. You have to remember in this era of Political Correctness - everyone wins and a tie is just as good as winning. WRONG! WRONG!! WRONG!!! There have to be winners and losers or else we upset the entire balance of the universe. We're teaching kids (and adults) that being "good enough" and "barely squeaking" by is just fine.
The NCAA wants everyone to "experience" March Madness. Everyone can already... there's an invention called a TV - turn it on.
The end all be all of everything is always MONEY/GREED and when you dangle a pile of money in front of people they'll do anything to get their share - including kill what WAS a great (if not the BEST)sporting event ever. Congrats on your last One Shining Moment.

LIGHT IT UP FOR AUTISM

Great Cause Going on TONIGHT in Appleton for Autism.

OUTAGAMIE COUNTY AIRPORT ENTRANCE TO GO BLUE IN SUPPORT

OF WORLD AUTISM AWARENESS DAY, THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 2010

WHAT: The entrance and flag up lighting at the Outagamie County Airport will be illuminated in Blue this Thursday to raise public awareness of Autism. The community is invited to attend this event and show their “Blue” colors. Blue snacks and drinks will be provided and prizes will be raffled for donations.

WHEN: TONIGHT / Thursday, April 1, 2010 from 8:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m.

WHERE: Outagamie County Regional Airport (ATW).

ABOUT LIGHT IT UP BLUE: On the night of April 1, prominent buildings across North America and the world including the Empire State Building in New York City and the CN Tower in Toronto, Canada will be lit up blue to raise awareness for autism and to commemorate World Autism Awareness Day on Friday, April 2.

And we’re aiming to light the world blue, too – city by city, town by town – by taking action to raise awareness about autism in our communities.

For more information please visit http://www.lightitupblue.org/

TI-ger Ribbed For Your Pleasure

A Tiger Woods effigy in Cambodia made en-Tiger-ly of condoms.
If only he had been that safe in real life.