What's Up Doc.?

Here's the trailer for the recently released RUSH documentary Beyond The Lighted Stage - looks AWESOME! Check out this moving picture before/after you hear Moving Pictures at Summerfest - July 3rd.

Let Me Hear You SCREAM!!!!

Ozzy's promoting his new album"Scream" stopped by Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in NYC. He posed as his own wax figure and when visitors would sit next to him, he would scare them.
HILLARIOUS!!!!

Bill Nye - The Science Guy - TOP KILL Explained

There are tentative signs that BP's latest tactic, known as 'top kill,' to plug the oil leak in the Gulf may actually be working. The process involves "injecting heavy drilling fluid deep into the well in hopes of stemming the relentless flow of gas and oil."

This is obviously a complicated process, and one that has never before been tried underwater at this depth. The chemical reaction at work is "dilatancy."

For an explanation of this in terms the layman can understand (along with an interesting visual aid), we turn to Bill Nye (The Science Guy.)

Life Imitating Seinfeld - The Bro (aka The Manzier)

(TOKYO, JAPAN) There's a new fashion trend within Japan..... Men are buying bras.

A shop owner says (quote) "Many people ask me about the male bra: How are they different from bras for women? They appeal to two groups of men: Obese guys with droopy breasts can hide their 'man boobs' or "moobs". Also, men with skinny chests are often looking for some extra padding under a shirt. The male bra makes their pecs look bigger and more masculine. It's no different from women with a padded bra."

WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

That's the phonetic spelling of a baby crying and also the sound of former Playboy Playmate/Hugh Heffner paramour Kendra Wilkinson whining. If you do not know of whom I type, she's the REALLY REALLY dumb one with the most annoying laugh in the history of annoying laughs. Back to the business at hand... Why is Kendra sad ? She just got married to an NFL player (Hank Basket - he fumbled the off-side kickoff in the Superbowl last year), had a baby and has her own reality TV show on the "E" network - life's good, right? Well it seems when she was young (and possibly even dumber than she is today - if that's at all possible) Kendra shot some home-video footage of her and her boyfriend at the time knockin ' boots. Well fast forward 10 years later and Vivid Video is releasing "Kendra EXXXposed". The former boyfriend got $100k for his collection. But Kendra's not happy QUOTE, "IT BREAKS MY HEART [TO HAVE A VIDEO ONLINE AND ON SALE]. HOW CAN YOU DO THAT WHEN I HAVE A BABY? I HAVE A KID. I HAVE A HUSBAND. IT JUST SUCKS. IT'S THE HARDEST THING TO DEAL WITH RIGHT NOW, AND IT'S HARD ON [MY HUSBAND]. I MEAN, IT INVOLVES ME BEING SEXUAL WITH ANOTHER MAN"
Now, consider Kendra herself was "shopping" this footage just a few years ago. But now Kendra or "KenDUH" as I like to call her is outraged and embarrassed that it's hitting video shelves and hard drives.... SHE SAYS, "IT BOTHERS ME THAT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO JUDGE ME AND STUFF. I JUST HOPE TO GOD NOBODY LOOKS AT ME LIKE A PORN STAR OR SOMETHING. I REALLY HOPE THEY DON'T PRESS 'PLAY' SINCE THAT'S NOT ME. I MEAN, THAT WAS ME, BUT THAT'S NOT ME NOW" Eloquent as always Kendra. "Don't Press Play"? Really??
O.K. Let's make a deal. I won't press play if YOU promise not to cash that $680-THOUSAND DOLLAR check Vivid just cut you. Better yet... donate all of it to charity. How about that?
You're an idiot Kendra!!!
Your "career" is based on you being a sex symbol, a dumb blonde who took her clothes off, took 1000's of pictures and slept with an 80 year old man for fame and fortune. And NOW you're outraged and complaining about a sex tape being released??
Do everyone a favor Ken-DUH... Cash the check and just shut up and go away. Oh, and please stop at one child while you're at it - the gene pool is at the breaking point already. Ugh!