Finally, there's a product that will end the silent but deadly (SBD) killer that's been plaguing marriages for as long as they've been sharing beds. The Better Marriage Blanket promises to stop bed farts, ending the phenomenon known as The Dutch Oven. The best part of the commercial is the line, "It makes a great wedding gift." Just imagine -- you get your china, candlesticks, picture frames, kitchen appliances and a fart blanket. It's the gift the, hopefully, doesn't keep giving.
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