We’ve been waiting weeks for another high school dropout with a shiny badge and love of electronic weaponry to unleash his rage on an intoxicated baseball fan. Thankfully, the Taser dry spell has ended in spectacular fashion.
Over the weekend, at a minor league baseball game (Daytona Cubs), a rowdy fan had a slight run-in with stadium security. Without giving away too much of the plot, it ended with a portly man hitting the ground as 40,000 volts shot through his body. How about this as an in-game promotion?! The TZZZZerRattlers / "Get Tased At The Ballpark Night" sponsored by Duracell?
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