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(TACOMA, WASHINGTON) Police described a bizarre scene in a woodsy public park as a "consensual rendezvous". A woman was naked and tied to a tree trunk. More than one witness called 9-1-1 out of fear that the woman was in danger. Instead, she was apparently role-playing with her lover. A Tacoma Police Department spokesperson said "Apparently, Springtime has arrived. Our officers talked with the woman and her partner. No one was arrested." But cops did warn the young lovers to take their kinky sexual games indoors.