OZZY OSBOURNE CURED HIS TROUBLESOME "ATHLETE'S FOOT" FUNGUS WITH COCAINE -- SINCE THE SUMMER, BRITAIN'S "SUNDAY TIMES" MAGAZINE HAS RUN A COLUMN CALLED "ASK DOCTOR OZZY" WHICH HAS HIM DISPENSING MEDICAL ADVICE -- OF COURSE, IT COMES WITH A WARNING: "OZZY OSBOURNE IS NOT A QUALIFIED MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL. CAUTION IS ADVISED" -- IN HIS LATEST COLUMN, HE ADMITS TO HAVING AN UNSTOPPABLE ADDICTION TO SCRATCHING HIS INFECTED FEET -- THEN HE WAS TOLD THAT COKE DEALERS OFTEN CUT PURE COCAINE WITH FOOT POWDER -- OZZY WRITES (QUOTE) "FUNNY ENOUGH, THEY CUT THE STUFF WITH SO MUCH FOOT POWDER, IT WAS THE BEST TREATMENT YOU COULD FIND. ANYTIME I HAD AN OUTBREAK ON THE ROAD, I CURED MY ATHLETE'S FOOT BY POURING COCAINE ON IT. THE ONLY PROBLEM WAS THE PRICE, WHICH WAS AROUND $3,000 A TOE"...
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