Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Jordan's Jackholes - Episode II

Let's go across the pond to merry Ol' England where (if possible) they may have more trains rattling through town than Oshkosh -and I know- I lived in Oshkosh for a good part of my life.
When you are forced day after day, week after week, month after excruciating month... to bring your commute to a dead stop for 10 + minutes every day while a train slowly snakes through town - you do have those "I'd like to run through these barriers so I don't have to sit here" thoughts.
But only a true Jackhole would DO IT!
Enjoy the stupidity mate.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Do You Want Fries With Your Citation?

Florida Freak File w/ AUDIO!!!!!
Remember a glorious time when holding the pickles, holding the lettuce and special orders didn't upset us ... Well that world is gone bubba.
Now when life gives us lemons ... or runs out of Pink Lemonade in this case... what do we do?
Call 911 of course. You'd think a man named "Fortune" would be King... alas in Florida he's just another member in the side show known as the Freak File.
Now... Please pull ahead, pay at the window and enjoy your meal.

Have it your way... in jail.