Saturday, May 22, 2010

Fox on the Run

Let’s just cut to the chase: Ever wanted to see an old man fight a rabid fox in a parking lot? If you’re like me, you’ve dreamed about it every day. Cross one off the bucket list, kids.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Is That Near Kissimmee Ass, Florida?

Even the Florida DMV can be part of the Afternoon Road Show Florida Freak File

Ashlee Lineberger of Englewood recently mailed in her $48 renewal fee for a new license and when she got her new state-issued ID back in the mail, she noticed that she was no longer from Englewood.

The license said she lived in “Eat Ass,” Florida.

“I only looked at it because I wondered what picture they would use,” 31-year-old Lineberger said. “I thought I was a dreaming and I literally pinched myself. I was completely shocked.”

Lineberger’s husband, Charles, said after getting the run around on the phone with the state DMV, the couple went to the local DMV to get some answers. What they got was laughter and a quote for another fee if they wanted the license fixed.

“They thought it was hilarious like it was some kind of joke,” he said. “Then they wanted us to pay for another license.”

On the plus side, Lineberger’s not planning on using this as a chance to cash in such a traumatic incident. She told NBC in Miami that she’s planning on keeping the license for giggles even after she gets a replacement.

I’d prefer to just think that this was an error on the DMV’s printer. Perhaps they were trying to print “Eat Ass” on the back under her request for organ donations. While that may not be the most effective usage for her organs, who are we to dispute her last wish?

Thursday, May 20, 2010

LIVE at the Comedy Quarter

Comic Scotty K brings it to the C.Q. Stage
Here's video of Scotty going for the world record of getting kicked in the nuts.... hey, it's a record.

The New American Essentials

"U.S. News and World Report" has released a list of the TEN Things We (Americans) CAN'T Live Without. Foregoing the Food, Clothing, Shelter regulars on the list - these are THINGS other than the LIFE essentials Americans need in their lives.
The list is not in any particular order;

1. Portable Computers
2. High-Speed Internet Access
3. Smart Phones
4. Education
5. Movies
6. TV
7. Music Downloads
8. Pets
9. Booze
10. Coffee

One Small Step and One Giant...Well... Y'know...

Space travel is pretty impressive stuff, isn't it? What, with all the rocket science and that zero-gravity stuff. Blah, blah, blah -- boooorrrring!
Who cares about that? What people really want to know about space travel is how astronauts go to the bathroom aboard the Space Shuttle.
Believe it or not, it's just as intricate as space travel itself.
So finally, there's a YouTube video to explain it all.