Friday, February 19, 2010
Have you ever had a moment of panic while washing/drying yourself when you realize that , "Oh my God! I may be washing my face with the part of the towel that I just washed my butt with!" Well Butt/Face Washer worry no more... Here's another in a line of idiotic products for you ... the Butt/Face/Feet Towels. Yep... they're exactly what they sound like... a towel set specifically labeled for each part of your anatomy.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
100,000 Condoms in Olympic Village
(That's Still Not Enough)
Dalton Duncan of Redmont Junior High School is what I was in school ... a class clown distracting but funny taking any opportunity to make my classmates laugh at the expense of their education and my time after school.
So when a classmate innocently said "... you need stick it in further." Duncan replied
(ala Michael Scott from "The Office") "That's what she said. Classic! Bravo! Encore!!!
He got suspended for the comment. Really!
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
This dad means business -- but he has a peculiar sense of Panhandle justice.
William Russell Kelly Jr., 49, may own "The Judge" -- but not his future jury.
Kelly Jr., 49, of Navarre, admitted shooting his daughter's boyfriend in the groin with "The Judge," his silver Taurus .45-caliber revolver.
"The Judge" was loaded -- three chambers were filled with bird-shot and the fourth with lead. But only one chamber had been fired.
“I shot him in the nuts with bird-shot because he was beating my daughter,” Kelly said. The woman, Amanda Kelly, told the deputy that her father had shot the victim because “he hates him, dude,” reports the Northwest Florida Daily News.
Dad was charged with aggravated battery causing bodily harm or disability.
Looks like the boyfriend will be out of commission for some time.
MAKE DAMN SURE SHE'S DOWN WITH THE WHOLE "WILL YOU BE MY BRIDE" thing. WOW!!!!
Hockey Fan Marriage Proposal Fail - Watch more Funny Videos
Alright now for the rest of the story....
'Nick's' offer to 'Melissa' that ended with her storming off was not only a fake - the 'couple' were actually actors hired through an agency and designed to be part of the in-game entertainment.
But what had been designed to be a humorous, in-game moment spiralled out of control and was picked up by news channels, which promptly broadcast the clip.
Sources said stadium staff were in on the joke, which occurred at 10:19 of the second period of the New York Rangers' 5-2 win over the Tampa Bay Lightning on February 14.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
I submit to you EXHIBIT A "America's Got Talent" with judge Sharon OSBOURNE!
Sharon saw the Crazy (gravy) Train leaving the station and acted impulsively in order to save the lifestyle of which she's been accustomed to for, low, these many years as Mrs. Prince of Bleepin' Darknesss.
Impossible! Blasphemy! You scoff.
Watch the video below and "HA!" I say.
Check her out list of achievements.
*2007 Hooters Calendar
*2007 Miss Hawaiian Tropics State
*2007 International Hooters Swimsuit Pageant (Miss WI)
*2008 International Hooters Swimsuit Pageant (Miss WI)
*2007 Miss Dropfest
*2008 Miss Dropfest
*2008 Hooters Calendar
*July Issue of Hooters Magazine
*Oct/Nov Issue of Hooters Magazine
*2008 Razor Rock Girl
*2008 Razor Calendar
*Vail CO video shoot
*Nov/Dec 09 magazine cover
Surprisingly, Death Bear was pretty busy over the Valentine's Day weekend. Hill says that he collects from his clients (quote) "things that trigger painful memories. An ex's clothes, old photos, mementos and letters. Death Bear is here to assist you in your time of tragedy, heartbreak and loss. He will stow away those items in his cave where they will remain forever."
To make an appointment with Death Bear: Text (347) 742-2293
Monday, February 15, 2010
Don't you wish you had photographic evidence that your parents were party hounds back in the day? Some of you may, in fact, have old photos of your party-hardy parents. And some of you may have even uploaded these photos to KeggersOfYore.com for all to see.
(ALBERT LEA, MINNESOTA) A Minnesota farmer demonstrated the love he has for his wife by spreading fresh manure on his property. Bruce Andersland created a half-mile wide design in the snow which resembled an over-sized heart with an arrow through it. The snow covering Andersland's field was melted by the warm cow manure melted.
Bruce said it was the very least he could do on Valentine's Day. His wife, Beth says this gift was the biggest she's ever gotten. The smelliest, too.
And YOU bought the flowers that were grown in it for $75 bucks a dozen... SUCKER!