Friday, August 13, 2010

KFC > Caption of the Day


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Thursday, August 12, 2010

KFC > Caption of the Day


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Rubble RubbleRubble...Florida!


It takes balls to rob the McDonald's you've been working at for months. It takes balls of steel to do it twice in one month. And it takes balls of steel the size of large boulders to keep showing up for work afterward. Alas, your big mouth will ultimately get you and your massive balls arrested for armed robbery.

On June 29, an 18-year-old employee at a McDonald's in Hialeah, FL, wore a mask and used a BB gun to rob the fast food eatery. He repeated the stunt a few weeks later on July 30. Between the two heists, he made off with around $7,000 in cash from the safe.

In spite of his newfound wealth, the teen terror kept on showing up for work at the McDonald's.

According to police, some of his co-workers began to suspect the young man was the one behind the hamburglaries. He eventually revealed to one colleague that he'd robbed the McDonald's.

Among the charges the former fast foodie faces are: armed robbery, aggravated assault and false imprisonment.

At least he didn't wear a girdle on his face during the robbery or complain to his boss about the disappointing haul.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

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The Usain Bolt of Beer Bottles


It doesn't take any real skill to open up a beer bottle. Anyone can do it with their teeth, belt buckle, lighter, arm pit.... But few can open 200 beer bottles in only a minute and 20 seconds!!!!!


Heard On The Playground


Kids Say the Darnedest Things.... Right?
Here's a Website Dedicated To The Cute Quotes and Innocent Musings Parents Hear Their Little Angels Say
. Funny Stuff.

http://www.heardontheplayground.com/

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

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McNugget McRage


TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) — A security video from a McDonald's in Ohio shows a woman punching two restaurant employees and smashing a drive-thru window because she couldn't get Chicken McNuggets.
The tantrum caught on tape in Toledo earlier this year shows the customer reaching through the drive-thru window, slugging one worker and then another. She then grabs a bottle out of her car and tosses it through the glass window before speeding off.
It happened early on New Year's Day. Police say Melodi Dushane was angry that McNuggets weren't being served, because it was breakfast time.
Dushane says she was drunk at the time. She was sentenced to 60 days in jail last month and ordered to pay McDonald's for the broken window.

The video was released Monday when it became public record.

Life Imitating Seinfeld Imitating Seinfeld


TERI HATCHER STARRED IN ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS EPISODES OF "SEINFELD" -- IT WAS CALLED "THE IMPLANT" -- SHE PLAYED ONE OF JERRY'S GIRLFRIENDS -- BUT SHE BLEW HIM OFF WHEN HE ASKED WHETHER HER BOOBS WERE REAL: HER PARTING LINE HAS BECOME A CLASSIC: SHE SAID "YES, THEY'RE REAL AND THEY'RE SPECTACULAR" -- SO LAST WEEKEND, WHEN SHE WAS OUT SHOPPING WITH EVA LONGORIA, EVA STUMBLED AND NEARLY FELL: INSTEAD OF REACHING FOR TERI'S HAND, SHE GRABBED ONE OF HER BOOBS -- SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE, SO EVA POSTED IT ON FACEBOOK, AND QUOTED THE FAMOUS LINE FROM "SEINFELD" -- SHE SAID "I TRIPPED THIS MORNING AND THE ONLY THING I HELD ONTO WAS TERI'S BOOB. THANK GOD THEY'RE REAL AND THEY'RE SPECTACULAR"...

County Law! County Law!


There's a popular reality show in Alabama called County Law, which is like a local version of the long-running Cops. On a recent episode, police arrived at a house to arrest a woman and found out just how popular their show is. While the arrested woman was being led out in cuffs, another woman living in the house got so thrilled to be on the show that she couldn't control her excitement.


Now That's How You Quit a Job


A Jet Blue flight attendant, who had enough after a dispute with a passenger, has become an overnight folk hero for telling off a rude passenger with an expletive-laced tirade over the plane's intercom, and then dramatically exiting the plane by activating and sliding down the emergency-evacuation chute --after grabbing a beer from the beverage cart.

The dispute began Monday on the tarmac of Kennedy International Airport in New York after a passenger stood up to get his belongings from the overheard compartment. Flight attendant Steven Slater asked the passenger to sit down, but the passenger continued to pull down the luggage, which hit Slater in the head. When Slater asked for an apology, the passenger cursed at him. Slater returned the words over the plane's P.A. for all passengers to hear, adding of his 20 years in the airline industry, "It's been great!" He fled to his home in Belle Harbor, Queens where he was arrested by police and charged with felony counts of criminal mischief and reckless endangerment.

Later in the day, Slater started a Facebook page that more than 2,000 "likes." Among his favorite pages --- "Quitting your crappy job" and "JetBlue Airways."

SOURCE: The New York Times


Monday, August 9, 2010

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You Have Died of Dysentery


It was only a matter of time when the film world ran out of fresh properties for video game movies and hearkened back to the days of floppy disc PC glory with an EDUCATIONAL video game for source material. Who needs "TRON Legacy" (me) when you can have.... The Oregon Trail. Yup, buy your provisions, shoot your bison, hop into your prairie schooner and head to the multiplex for the premiere of The Oregon Trail - The Movie. By The Way ... this is B.S. - it's only a parody of what it could be IF (when) Hollywood goes South or West in this case.


Oregon Trail: The Movie Official Trailer - Watch more Game Trailers