Thursday, October 22, 2009

Not So La-Z-Boy

OCTOBER 22--A Minnesota man arrested last year for drunkenly driving a motorized La-Z-Boy lounge chair pleaded guilty this week to a DWI charge. Dennis Anderson, 62, was nabbed after driving his chair into a parked car, according to a Proctor Police Department report. A subsequent blood draw showed Anderson's blood alcohol content was .29, more than three times the legal limit. Anderson's customized vehicle, seen in the police evidence photos on the following pages, is powered by an eight horsepower Kohler lawnmower engine, and has a stereo, headlights, a built-in cup holder, and a "Hell Yeah It's Fast" bumper sticker. The ride, however, does not have a seat belt. Anderson, pictured above, controlled the La-Z-Boy via a steering wheel protruding from its seat cushion. The vehicle's headrest was adorned with the logo of the National Hot Rod Association. Following his guilty plea, Anderson was sentenced to 180 days in jail and ordered to pay a $2000 fine. A judge stayed Anderson's jail term in lieu of his successful completion of a two-year supervised probation term. His La-Z-Boy, which Proctor cops seized shortly after Anderson's arrest, will soon be auctioned along with items forfeited by other perps.

What Level of WRONG is This?

The Oozenator, I'm sure, is innocently intended for boys of a certain age but we boys of a certain other age just have dirty minds. So here's your unintentionally dirty commercial advertisement of the day.
Enjoy? J.J.

Where's Wile. E. Coyote?

Alright sometimes the internet is just fine for killing a couple minutes on watching something blow up - and this one brings back memories of Saturday morning Warner Brother cartoons. I can't prove it but I think the anvil came from Acme, Inc.
Enjoy. J.J.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

I Will NOT Be Ignored Steve!

ESPN analyst Steve Phillips has been publicly outed by the production assistant he's been having an affair with - stop me if you've heard this one lately (Letterman).
But the tone of the letter the woman (a.k.a. Bunny Boiler) Brooke Hundley has a certain "Fatal Instinct" tone to it.
Keep those rabbits in sight Stevie!

LETTER from mistress to wife HERE.

ARTICLE from the New York Post HERE

Fisher King or Court Jester?

Tennessee Titans head coach Jeff Fisher wore the (rival) Colt's jersey Tuesday while appearing at a charity event for Rocketown at Lipscomb University in Nashville with former Colts coach Tony Dungy, among others.

When he introduced Dungy, Fisher took off his jacket and shirt, revealing a Manning Colts jersey underneath, saying, "I just wanted to feel like a winner."

U G L Y You Ain't Got No UGLY!

The website released the top eight cities who had the ugliest men.
The study wasn't based on just looks.
The website looked at several factors including the level of education, obesity, smoking rates, exercise habits and the number of gyms.

The list is as follows
1) El Paso, TX
2) Hagarstown, MD
3) Miami, FL
4) Greenboro, NC
5) Mobile, AL / Huntington, W. VA (tie)
6) Detroit, MI
7) Philadelphia, PA
8) Houston, TX

Ice Cold Beer, Hot Dogs and Urinal Cakes HERE!

A beer vendor was busted via YouTube for selling beer INSIDE the bathroom at a Washington Redskin's game this past Sunday.
Gross entrepreneurship or just gross?
Take A Look. J.J.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Let's All Go To The Lobby

A Blast from the past... or at least the drive-in.

Monday, October 19, 2009

A Bear Walks Into Grocery Store....

Stop me if you've heard this one already.
But with this report we can finally answer the age-old question,
"Does a Bear Schlitz in the Woods?"
Enjoy! J.J.


Drunks Are Funny.... to WATCH.

Ahhh, the "Drunkopotomous".
We rarely see them outside their normal watering hole but occasionally they will travel great distances when their thirst is too strong to quench.
Remember... Stay still. No sudden movements. And try not to laugh too hard.