Friday, September 4, 2009

Sportsmanship ... Smortzsmanship

So on the eve of the NCAA's "Celebrating Sportsmanship"doctrine .... the teams are now forced... er ... required... to shake hands before the game. Assumingly after the coach has yelled at them to, "Rip their F#$#n heads off and S#%t down their collective throats!"
Video evidence of sportsmanship in action.

Cue. Standard "I lost my head... will never do it again" apology.

I, for one, can't wait to go back to the good old days of brawling in pre-game warm ups then ignoring each other after the final gun...
Coin Toss/Violence/Scorboard ... THAT's football. Not soccer.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

They'reeeeeeee Baaaaaaack!!!!!

Beavis and Butthead, the early-'90s brainchildren of Mike Judge, appear in a hilarious new clip where they present a scene from Extract, Judge's new film. It's been a long time since we've seen these two nitwits in action, and they are as funny as ever as symbols of bored and brainless youth. If you're a fan of Beavis and Butthead, and you liked Office Space, you'll definitely dig this clip from Extract.... That's pretty cool!
Enjoy Butt-Nugget... Hu Hu Hu !

# 1 0 0 !!!! .... Hmmm....those zeros remind me of.....

In celebration of my 100th blog (insert applause) Thank You! I give to you a website that .... well... it... I should probably explain that it.... ALRIGHT! It's just an excuse for me to talk about boobs! Are you happy now that I said it ?! *sheesh* Water board me already "I like Boobs!" I'll shout it from the mountains (pun intended) if you want!
What did you want from me ? A socially-conscious column on health care reform-that contains boobs too! HA! Have you been reading this blog?!
Buy the ticket take the ride. Anyhoo....
As part of their marketing campaign, Shock Absorber Sports Bras has developed a boob bounce simulator (stimulator?) - which, unfortunately, uses animation instead of real women to give you a live action comparison of running braless, with a normal sports bra and with their industrial strength sports bra. Can you say "Bounce-o-Meter" ? Good. Now
Click here ... and enjoy! J.J.

insert anything else that will cover my ass

Tuesday, September 1, 2009


We've all gone through the grueling process of trying to speak with a human being -preferably not from New Dehli- when we need something from Corporate America.. It's usually a fruitless pursuit that almost always ends with me screaming into the phone,
!!!!! "
Well now we, the consumer, that buy the car, subscribe to the cable service and shop the store, have a tool at our command that balances the scale -slight as it may be- in our favor. The Customer Service Scoreboard, a website that keeps track of the atrocities in alleged customer service the BIG companies trickle down to we peasants that keep them in business. Here's the link to bitch freely.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Dumb, Drunk, Stoned or All of the Above?

Hippies and flip flops go together like hippies and bongs and by the looks of things this Euro-Head concert goer has hit a rough patch in his flip flop relationship. But, like all things, you have to work at a strong relationship... so watch the hippie dance.... Dance Hippie! Dance!

Smoke on the Water X 100

check out the Impressive lick-ability of Bridie Cumming as he rip, tears, shreads and plows through 100 of the wold's most recognizable finger-lickin good guitar licks.

I've Got BIG Balls You've Got...

... a car or truck and wayyyyyy too much time on your hands (STYX).
viral Video from those who have balls used for pleasure ... the ones that I like best.
Alright enough of that foolishness... on to this foolishness.