Friday, December 11, 2009

What Kind of Pie???

Lately, Miley Cyrus has had many parents questioning weather or not she is an appropriate role model for young girls. Now, her television alter-ego, Hannah Montana, is, according to Brandy Westberry, teaching her three year old daughter, Kelzea, to swear.

Ms. Westberry gave her daughter the Holiday Hannah Montana doll as an early Christmas present. The doll sings a variety of well known Holiday tunes, including Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree. The line "later we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll do some caroling" has come into question. Rather than hearing "pumpkin pie", the three year old supposedly heard "F***ing pie" and began singing that around the family home. When asked where she learned it, the three year old replied "the baby."

Ms. Westberry confiscated the doll and has listened to the lyric in question several times. She claims to also hear the profanity in the line. From the start, this story sounds a little off. Watch the video for yourself and see what you hear.

Thursday, December 10, 2009


NEW ORLEANS -- A Louisiana man who bet against the New Orleans Saints has lost his 60-inch high-definition, flat-screen TV to a backyard firing squad, but he also became an Internet star.

Wayne A. Spring told his friends that if New Orleans beat the Washington Redskins on Sunday, anyone who wanted could come to his house and shoot his television.

"I was a Saints fan, but used to be they never could win and I admit I was a fair-weather fan," Spring said on Thursday. "And there was all that 'Who-Datting' going on, online, so I just decided to go against the grain."

Things were looking good until the Saints tied the game and sent it into overtime.

Spring, a nurse who owns a medical staffing company, said as soon as the undefeated Saints kicked the winning field goal, his phone started ringing.

About a dozen Saints fans, toting firearms and a case of beer, showed up at his home in Albany, some 50 miles northwest of New Orleans, and shot up his TV in the back yard.

Spring put the video on YouTube and says it has had over 145,000 hits in three days.

2009 Grade F

From the video year in FAILURE.

Paranoia Big Destroyahhhh!

My new TV obsession comes via truTV and the former Gov. of Minnesota -
Jessie "The Gov./Body/Conspiracy Theorist" Ventura.
Here's a look into the paranoia - I LOVE IT!
"9/11" CONSPIRACY THEORY preview

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

"C" Is for Cuervo

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
Felis Navidad

1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup or brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle
Jose Cuervo Tequila -->

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point-it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the
Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table and a spoon of sugar, or somefink.

Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the
cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Let's see "Good Day With Amy" Do That!!!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009


This video ALWAYS makes me laugh around the holidays!
Up on the Rooftop Quick Quick Quick Down on the Chevy Comes St. Nick!

Imagine and Remember

On December 8, 1980 John Lennon was murdered in front of his New York home, the Dakota.

29 Years, and fans still come to the entrance of the building, to Strawberry Fields in Central Park- some of them grew up with his music, like a woman playing tapes on a boom-box by the Imagine mosaic- some weren't even born when he was killed, like members of a band who played his songs on the band shell. All Those Years Ago, and we still remember.

Monday, December 7, 2009

If You Can't Laugh at Yourself....

....Laugh at Tiger Woods! Here's the SNL (Saturday Night Live) skit that has some (hysterics/Pc Police) up in arms saying it makes fun of domestic violence. WRONG! It makes fun of Tiger Woods. Get over yourselves.