Friday, April 23, 2010


Bret Michaels was rushed to the hospital late Thursday night after suffering a massive hemorrhage near his brain stem, this according to

Michaels is reportedly in critical condition at an undisclosed hospital.
According to the report, Michaels was suffering from excruciating headaches earlier in the day.

According to the report, Michaels underwent several tests -- including CAT Scans and MRIs.

The report claims it was determined Michaels suffered from a "subarachnoid hemorrhage -- bleeding at the base of his brain stem.

Earlier this month, Michaels was rushed to the hospital after experiencing stomach pains -- he ended up having his appendix removed.

KFC... WTF!!!!

In this corner the new KFC Double Down - 2 wedges of chicken breast sandwiching between them 2 slabs of bacon, 2 hunks of cheese and the Colonel's "special sauce". In the other corner, wearing the heart monitor, YOU. I'm predicting a TKO in the first. Sorry, You. Winner and still standing the 960 calorie champion - KFC Double Down.
WOW! What's next I ask you?
Why should the Colonel have all the fun? Let's get some other fast food entities involved and create an amalgam sandwich - freakishly-fattening Frankenstein-like artery-clogger likes of which the world have never seen before.
Double everything on the original sandwich then load on a couple Krispy Kreme donuts, Stone Cold Creamery ice cream, Taco John's hot cheese sauce, whipped cream, mayo, a stick of butter,IHOP maple syrup, etc.
Don't wimp out now fast food... screw the apple slices and show us where the beef's really at.


Why is it ALWAYS an extra from the movie "Deliverance" that wins the HUGE MEGA Lottery???

Meet the nation's latest multi-millionaire Chris Shaw (29) that's years old and not the number of teeth he has left. The tattooed father of three who was raised by his grandparents in rural southern Missouri (STUNNER) came forward Thursday as the winner of the 10th-largest Powerball jackpot ever. Shaw said he had just $28.96 in his bank account and recently bought a 1998 Ford Ranger from a friend who agreed to let him pay off the $1,000 price $100 at a time. Now, he said, he no longer has to worry about how he'll pay his friend — or his utility bills.

"We didn't come from money. For us it's just going to be a huge relief to know I'm going to be able to pay my electric bill, my gas bill," Shaw told the Associated Press. "It's like a weight lifted. I had bills at home I didn't know how they were going to be paid."

Maybe the tooth fairy?

Shaw said he bought the $5 ticket Wednesday at the Break Time convenience store where he works. Shaw said he needed a few days to decide whether he will keep his minimum-wage job at the store where he has worked for just three weeks.REALLY?
He also plans to seek advice "from people who know about money" about whether to take the jackpot in 30 payments over 29 years or the lump-sum amount of $124,875,122.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Friends of Autism Walk

Fox Cities Walk 4 Autism
Saturday, April 24, 2010
The walk will start and end at Tanner's Grill & Bar, in Kimberly, Wisconsin. This year's walk features comedians Miller & Mike, Wild Air, pony rides and a petting zoo, carnival games, raffles, the Theda Star (weather permitting) and fun for all ages.

Registration is $15.00 per person or $45.00 per family of 4, $10 for each additional walker. The first 1000 walkers will receive a Walk 4 Autism t-shirt and Tanner's will provide a complimentary lunch after the walk.

Friends of Autism Fox Cities Walk


Actor/Comedian/Man of 1000 Sound Effects Michael Winslow makes a stop on the Afternoon Roadshow today. TRULY an act you must hear to believe. TIME DATES TICKETS

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

A Dollar and a Dream

Undoubtedly you've heard or have been hit up by someone to jump into the "work pool" that the Powerball jackpot is at $252 Million. Not a bad chunk of change. Regardless, if you're going to keep working, pay off some bills or maybe buy a new truck (the standard responses by EVERY jackpot winner) ... you would probably take the lump sum payout a.k.a. take the money and run. Below is a schedule of what you could expect financially from winning the PB jackpot tonight. Question....?? Has anybody ever taken the Annuity Option? You may want to consider doing so and double your money.


Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Dumb and Dumber

If a Picture Says a 1000 Words.... How Many Women is it Speaking To??

The Sea Was Angry That Day My Friends

Another case of life imitating Seinfeld. Biologists who examined a gray whale that died after getting stranded on a West Seattle beach say it had a large amount of garbage in its stomach — ranging from a pair of sweat pants to a golf ball.
The scientists say most of the whale's stomach contents was algae — typical of the bottom-feeding mammals. But they say a surprising amount of human debris was found. Besides the pants and golf ball, there were more than 20 plastic bags, small towels, duct tape and surgical gloves.
The 37-foot whale beached itself last Wednesday.

Happy Hemp Holiday

April 20 ("4/20" in U.S. date notation) has evolved into a counterculture holiday, where people gather to celebrate and consume cannabis.[1][2] In some locations this celebration coincides with Earth Week.[6][7][8] At events in the United States, it is common to hear about Abraham Lincoln, one of many American politicians known for past use of cannabis, who wrote that one of his "favorite things" was "smoking a pipe of sweet hemp".[9] Some events may have a political nature to them, advocating for the decriminalization of non-medical cannabis in the United States.

C'Mon Down Dude

Today is April 20th, or "4-20," as it's known and celebrated by pot smokers. A few years ago, one hardcore 4-20 observer made his way to Contestants Row on The Price Is Right and bid $420 on every item.

Some facts about 4-20, courtesy of

  • It's not the number of a bill in Congress to legalize marijuana.
  • It's not the number of chemical compounds in marijuana.
  • It began with a small group of stoners at a high school in California in the '70s.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Blitzed Brit Busted in Barbie's Buggy

A British man has been banned from driving for three years after police pulled him over while driving a toy Barbie car while drunk.

Paul Hutton, 40, said he regrets the decision to use the toy - which can reach a top speed of 6.4 km/h - to drive to a friend's house after he had been drinking, Britain's Daily Mail newspaper reported.

The six-foot tall father of four admitted he had to be a contortionist to get into the toy and said he felt like a "complete twit."

Hutton told the newspaper he was rebuilding the toy car with his son, who was taking a car mechanics course. On April 4, he decided to take it for a spin to show a friend who lives less than half a kilometer away. Police pulled him over around 9 p.m.

The newspaper reported Essex Police initially gave Hutton a warning, but when Hutton ignored them and slowly pulled away from the officers, they arrested him.

Kill The Wabbit

The Who and KISS top the lists of the Best and Worst Rock Operas as chosen by Spinner. The Who's Tommy was voted the best, followed in the Top 10 by Pink Floyd's The Wall, David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust and Green Day's American Idiot. The Who's Quadrophenia also made the list.

The list of the Worst Rock Operas is headed up by KISS's Music From the Elder. Also making the list are Meat Loaf's Bat Out of Hell, Styx's Kilroy Was Here, Neil Young's Greendale and Pete Townshend's Psychoderelict. --Sal Cirrincione

Best Rock Operas:

1) The Who - Tommy

6) Green Day - American Idiot

2) Pink Floyd - The Wall

7) Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage - Acts 1-3

3) Drive-by Truckers - Southern Rock Opera

8) The Who - Quadrophenia

4) David Bowie - The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars

9) Original Cast - Hedwig and the Angry Inch

5) Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice - Jesus Christ Superstar

10) Tom Waits - Franks Wild Years

Worst Rock Operas:

1) KISS - Music From the Elder

6) Vanilla Fudge - The Beat Goes On

2) Meat Loaf - Bat Out of Hell

7) Alice Cooper - Goes to Hell

3) Styx - Kilroy Was Here

8) Tenacious D - The Pick of Destiny

4) Jefferson Airplane - Blows Against the Empire

9) Neil Young - Greendale

5) Garth Brooks - The Life of Chris Gaines

10) Pete Townshend - Psychoderelict

Dancing Mascot FAIL

Videos of people falling are funny.
Vidoes of MASCOTS falling are HYSTERICAL!!

Give Em' a Hand

We've all seen the "Shake Weight" infomercial and thought the SAME thing - DON'T LIE!
You know it... I Know it... when you saw the "Shake Weight" the first time you thought of the ol' H.J. Which brings us to the brilliance that Saturday Night Live occasionally displays. The writers at SNL are at their best when they tap into something very universal but understated and bring it to light with just the right amount of satire. Behold the parody of the "Shake Weight" from this weekend's SNL. Bravo!