Saturday, May 16, 2009

The Truth is Out There.

Busted!!!! After considerable digging I got to the bottom to the "Popcorn Popping by Cell Phone" urban legend-- by consulting the web site "Snopes" -- it is an Urban Myth!
It was a stealth marketing ploy from a manufacturer of Bluetooth headsets to make people "scared" to put their phones to their heads thus prompting the purchase of hands-free headsets.
Clever? You bet your ass... Sales shot up over 100% for the company!
Great for them... but bad for we conspiracy theorists. :) I guess it's back to Loch Ness. *sigh*
See Below for the truth

Friday, May 15, 2009

If It's Yellow(stone)... let It Mellow.

I guess when you gotta' go you gotta' go.
Two men were arrested for urinating on the famous Old Faithful geyser at Yellowstone National Park last week -- and here's the worst part ... the guys worked for the park!
One of the "pissers?"... "pissees?"... has already been soaked by the long hose of justice --
dude was banned from the park for 2 years, fined $750, and placed on 3 years probation.
Now that's a pisser.
Updates as I get them on the dude who took a dump in the Grand Canyon... just kidding.

Thursday, May 14, 2009


I can't believe this video!
You can actually pop popcorn with the "cellular waves" from your own cell phone!
I'm still trying to follow up on whether it's true or not... possibly conducting my own experiment. But if it's true... and being the conspiracy theorist I am... I kinda' hope it is.... WOW!!!
What is this doing to our grey matter?


The Air Sex World Championship is coming to New York City on June 12th.
Wh...Wh... Wh...What's that, you ask? C'mon! You don't know what air sex is? Well, it's a lot like those air guitar competitions, only instead of standing on stage with an imaginary guitar, you're standing on stage with an imaginary partner. Air sex was invented by a group of lonely Japanese guys in 2006, and the phenomenon has finally arrived on U-S soil. Its first venue was the Alamo Draft House in Austin, Texas.




The dude who streaked the Mets game at Citi Field Tuesday night learned nobody wants to see his naked ass again -- he's been banned from the stadium, faces up to a year in jail and may have to pay a butt-load of fines. According to the New York Times, the man, Craig Coakley, was arraigned yesterday on charges of third-degree criminal trespass and interference with a professional sporting event. As for why he did it: His boss dared him and offered to pay a week's worth of salary. Craig's fines could be anywhere up to $5,000.

The Before.... (a.k.a. seemed like a good idea)

And After.... (a.k.a. WTF WAS I THINKING!?)