Come Sail Away

I and other members of the Rockin' Apple Air Staff have gotten, no less than, a dozen requests for this rendition of STYX's "Come Sail Away" sung by one Eric Cartman of South Park fame. Say what you will.... but I'll take this redeux over anything bastardized on "Glee" hands down.
J.J.

Woods' Advice To Michael Vick In 2007 - ESPN Video

Well Well Well... great advice is Great because it's something that you know to be true and you know can HELP someone who's in trouble. Then explain why Tiger Woods isn't following his OWN advice (sent to Michael Vick) with his current crisis?
Can you say, "Hypocrite"? Good. I knew you could.

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Playing the Comedy Quarter this week MIKE SPEENBERG

Flight "Crazy" Cleared For Takeoff

With the International Incident just a couple months away.... I have to admit that I don't have a fear of flying as much as I do have a fear of flying with people who are bat-shit crazy. McNeal aside. (Kidding) Give me turbulence over the insanity the woman in this video is selling is the aisle seat.
THIS IS WHAT THE TSA SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR INSTEAD OF CHILDREN'S PLAY-DOH!!!!
The Captain has turned on the No-Freak Out Sign please put your straight jackets in a secure position and prepare for a trip to the mental hospital.

Mc Pissed

Police in Kansas City, Missouri, are on the lookout for a woman who trashed a local McDonald's restaurant because she didn't like her hamburger.

Employees at the restaurant offered to replace the woman's burger, but she opted instead to go berserk. She threw a sign and a bucket of water over the counter, pushed over a glass display case and knocked over three registers.

Police released a video of the incident in the hopes that someone will recognize her and turn her in.

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