New Flicks: When You're Strange

The documentary When You're Strange: A Film About The Doors will open in select theaters on April 9th. The 90-minute film, the first feature documentary about The Doors, is narrated by actor Johnny Depp and contains historic and previously unseen footage. The film's soundtrack will be released on March 30th

Jordan's Idiotic Product: Butt/Face Towel

Have you ever had a moment of panic while washing/drying yourself when you realize that , "Oh my God! I may be washing my face with the part of the towel that I just washed my butt with!" Well Butt/Face Washer worry no more... Here's another in a line of idiotic products for you ... the Butt/Face/Feet Towels. Yep... they're exactly what they sound like... a towel set specifically labeled for each part of your anatomy.

Wicked Tough

Just watch this wicked tough 75 year old granny go toe-to-toe with a robber at a convenience store in Boston. WARNING Never get between this woman and a scratch off. The robber was later captured and the grandmother is still angry. You GO Granny!

And The Gold Goes To.....

100,000 Condoms in Olympic Village

(That's Still Not Enough)

(VANCOUVER, CANADA) The Olympic organizers know that the athletes are young and flirtatious. For that reason, they've bought 100,000 condoms. Absolutely free-of-charge for the athletes. In China, 2 years ago, the athletes used all 100,000 in just a few short nights.

You hear also sorts of wild stories from the athletes. Who's to know what's true and what just sounds like an urban legend. For instance, one of the often-told stories is about a certain Olympic figure skater who had a thing for hockey players. As one Olympian re-told the tale (quote) "This girl really liked hockey players. And I use the plural -- players. I think the Swedish hockey team was very grateful."

That's What She Said...

Dalton Duncan of Redmont Junior High School is what I was in school ... a class clown distracting but funny taking any opportunity to make my classmates laugh at the expense of their education and my time after school.
So when a classmate innocently said "... you need stick it in further." Duncan replied
(ala Michael Scott from "The Office") "That's what she said. Classic! Bravo! Encore!!!
He got suspended for the comment. Really!