This infomercial convinces me that the companies that produce this crap aren't even trying anymore! I mean it's one thing to have a crappy product and put a brilliant marketing spin on it (see The Snuggie or Slap Chop) but THE WEARABLE TOWEL!!!!
Really? It's SO useless that the designers didn't put the effort into a clever name to bolster what should be amazing sales. Towel + Toga = Towel-ga!
Why does the phrase, "polishing a turd" come to mind?