Wednesday, June 17, 2009


There really is NOTHING Gene Simmons won't Put the Kiss logo or his face on.

Exhibit (A) from Gene's website.

Yep. For all of you who have always wanted to pee on my face!!! Now you can.

A&E has put GENE SIMMONS FAMILY JEWELS URINAL CAKES throughout the country, featuring my face on the cakes. They're in most bathrooms. Now, for those of you who need detail = all you need to do is point your tool into the urinal, hit the "cake" with your flow and don't be surprised if the urinal cake talks back to you!!!

And please, leave the urinal cake in the pee hole for others to enjoy.

Reports have come in that some of you have been stealing 'em. If so, kindly remember to wash 'em before you take 'em home.

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