Aparently the "S" in TSA stands for solitaire.It's good to know that the nation's airways are being kept safe by the ever-vigilant TSA staff. SHEESH! I get the "rubber-glove" treatment whenever I go through the airport but don't mind the guy with the underwear that's ticking when you can put that RED Queen on the BLACK King! IDIOTS!!!
Hey, while we're at it.... let's give the TSA the full-body/see-through scanners and see how long it takes one of these morons to e-mail the pictures of travelers to their Facebook account.