Bjorn's Porn Wins Olympic Boner

(VANCOUVER, CANADA)

One Olympic skier blamed his poor performance on "porn".
Bjorn Hjelmeset, who cross-country skis for Norway, earned a silver medal in a 4-man relay. He had a very slow second leg for Norway's relay. He told Sports Illustrated (quote)

"I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days. I have the room next to another skier. Every night, this week, there were unmistakable noises from his bedroom. So I think that is the reason I stunk up the competition."