Monday, May 10, 2010

Puppet, Pirate, Poet, Preacher... Husband????

A woman in Pennsylvania claims that she’s married to (sometime) Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth – and has spent the last four years trying to divorce him! Jo Ann Fonzone is acting as her own lawyer in the case, even though Roth himself denies the marriage ever happened.

Ms Fonzone is apparently renowned in Allentown for taking out lawsuits, and the Roth case is one of around two dozen she’s filed since 1997. She says the marriage happened in 1983, when DLR was (allegedly) using the name Cary J. Woods. But Fonzone goes on to state that she didn’t realize that she was actually hitched to the singer in Van Halen until a decade later.

“He’s the master of disguise,” she insists.

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