Monday, October 11, 2010
Fat, Drunk & Stupid Is No Way to Enter the Bull Ring
I'm not saying that rodeos and drinking don't mix - it's kinda the Wisconsin version of dropping acid and going to the Tommy Bartlet Water Show in the Dells... (I have a friend) But if you do decide to knock one back at a Mexican rodeo, be sure to stay on the audience side of the fence. Otherwise, you'll end up on the receiving end of a bull beat-down with bruises and no shirt. Of course, I should mention that the drunk, for some reason, was already shirtless before the bull attacked him... like many people in the Dells.