Thursday, April 16, 2009

Because He Could...

I know... I know... don't judge a man unless you've walked a mile in his shoes....
but this one. *WHEW*
A convicted sex offender from Brooklyn took a bite out of crime and a bite out of himself too. Damiene Iriarte was found naked and bleeding behind a building in the Fort Greene section of Brooklyn after having bitten the tip off his own penis, police told a local newspaper. It goes without saying that he was subsequently hospitalized. "How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind," a police official told The Daily News. You think? It's not clear why Iriarte bit his own penis, but investigators might be just as confused -- or impressed -- that he did it at all. He's recovering at Brooklyn Hospital Center, representatives of which have not returned calls seeking comment.

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