Why did the chicken cross the road?
Does a Bear shit in the woods?
All great questions with no real correct answers.
How about... Why did the goat break into a strip club?
The best the owner can figure, the goat saw it's reflection in the door and got aggressive.
A goat somehow managed to make his way into a strip club in Coachella and did a little dance of his own that caused about $2000 worth of damage.
I know... I know .... You're saying "If only I could see video of the incident."
Your wish is granted.