(insert object or model name) well one New Orleans Saints fan is
ACTUALLY taking one - or giving one away in this case - for his team. So a ticket in hand is worth two in the... oh forget it! Read below.
Looking for Super Bowl tickets? You'll have to outbid an entrepreneurial New Orleans resident who is offering a testicle for a chance to attend Super Bowl XLIV in Miami. A listing on Craigslist describes a "well traveled, well maintained, larger than average" left testicle that has been in use for 22 years. Although the barterer is willing to provide pictures and documentation of his offering, interested traders may be confused by the fact that the listing does not specify how many tickets he is seeking.