Alrighty then I'm not sure if there's a discreet way of explaining this but apparently German scientist-types have now distilled the fragrance of a woman's "va jay jay" and the marketing types took it from there. A German company has created Vulva Originals, the scent that smells like a lady's crotch. According to the company’s head honcho, the product took years to develop. Guido Lenssen says, “After many years of extensive testing and an especially developed preservation procedure, we have succeeded in capturing the sought-after organic vaginal scent with a long-lasting effect.”
Lenseen says each bottle of "Vulva Originals is real" and contains "real vagina" from one blonde woman, who is featured prominently on the company's website (must be 18 to view) .
How they get the scent is a trade secret, however Lenseen told Vice magazine, “I can tell you we don't get it from any masturbating techniques, or squirting into jars. I sometimes tell people that we got many women to sit on horse riding saddles for 10 hours a day and took samples. But that’s not true.” That Lenssen is so mysterious!
The true scent of a woman can be yours for the f24.90 (about $33.75 usd).
In the famous words of Al Pachino, "Whoaahh!"