Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Duck... Drunk and Stoned
(MASSILLON, OHIO) Donald Duck was arrested for drunk driving. The 51-year-old's full name is Donald Norman Duck. On Saturday night, police hand-cuffed him after he smashed into another car at a pizza drive-thru. He repeatedly rammed into the van, which was in line ahead of him. Police said Donald Duck (quote) "smelled of alcohol and suffered from red, glassy eyes". When he opened the car door, a bag of marijuana fell out. (Must have had the munchies) This isn't the first time Donald Duck has had a run-in with the law. He's been convicted 4 previous times for drunk driving. A police spokesperson said (quote) "Duck is a frequent flyer. He's got multiple previous DUI's. He's not that good a driver."